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Is it the power in his hands
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to fight to the top
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a manny, manny, man
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You're a man
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Is it the woman in his arms
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a male, male, male
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Now you're a male
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Hello there.
My name is Robert White.
And I'm Joseph Young.
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And we're with the Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Who?
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Let me ask you a question.
What would you say
if someone offered you...
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peace and happiness
through all of eternity?
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Fuck off!
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Thank you.
Have a nice day.
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[Sighs]
Yeah, baby.
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You make me so horny.
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Oh, I want it so bad.
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I bet you do.
And I'm gonna give it to you.
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Oh, good. 'Cause I'm
so badly wanting it.
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[Laughing]
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Hi.
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Thank you.
Bye-bye.
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Almost.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yeah. Harder.
[Moans]
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Give it... Oh, give it to me,
you big stud.
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- I'm not a stud.
- Huh?
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I'm not a stud. I'm...
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Jizzmaster Zero!
[Cackling]
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[Yells]
Oh, no. Help!
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- Somebody help!
- Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey.
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Somebody, save me.
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Orgazmo!
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Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
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You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
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Oh, yeah, I can too.
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I'll use my Orgazmorator.
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[Raspberries]
[Yells]
Oh, that feels good.
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[Yells]
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Now I will kick your ass.
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Oh.
Hello, ma'am.
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- My goodness, you have such
an attractive little garden here.
- Why, thank you, young man.
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I just planted those flowers last week.
My, how they grow!
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Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Oh, the Mormons?
That's right.
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I'm Elder Young,
and this is Elder White.
Well.
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You two boys can just fuck right off.
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[Both]
Ma'am?
You heard me.
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Take that book of Mormon and shove it so
far up your righteous asses that you choke,
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you soul-soliciting pig fuckers.
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There.
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Gosh.
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[Screaming]
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Take this!
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You take this!
Ha-ha!
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[Shrieking]
Ow! I jammed my finger.
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- Cut!
- Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!
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Jesus!
[Shrieking]
Cut!
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Goddamn it, cut!
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What the hell was that?
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What is your problem, Zazinsky?
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He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block,
and he broke my finger.
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You told me you knew how to fight.
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Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.
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He shouldn't block me then!
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Get back in there...
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and look tough,
you fucking pansy!
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I can't.
My finger is broke.
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You listen to me,
you cocky prick!
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If you ever wanna work in porno again,
you'll do exactly what I say.
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[Grunts]
Get back to work!
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Hey, where are you and Lisa
gonna have the wedding?
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Well, of course, Lisa wants
to get married in the temple...
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in Salt Lake City,
but it costs a lot of money.
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I don't think I can afford it.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I don't know why the church makes it
so expensive to have a wedding there.
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Hey, don't worry. If you really
want something to happen,
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the Heavenly Father will
probably make it happen.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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- Action!
- I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
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Oh, no. Help.
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No one's gonna help
you now, honey!
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Somebody save me.
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Orgazmo.
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- Unhand her, Jizzmaster...
- [Knocking]
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- What is that?
- It's the front door, stupid.
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Cut! Goddamn it!
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Bilbo!
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Go see who that is and kill them
for disrupting my shoot!
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Okay.
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Hi. My name's Joseph Young.
And I'm Robert White.
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We're with the church of
Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Okay, hold on a second.
Uh...
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Uh, boss?
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Some guys from Jesus?
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Cut off their balls!
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I gotta cut your balls off now.
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Huh?
Why?
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Hey, we can take a hint.
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You're not ready to change faiths
right now. We respect that.
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[Growling]
Ow!
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Come here!
Wait, wait, wait, no!
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- [Punches Landing]
- [Joe Groaning]
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Now this is how you
kick somebody's ass.
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That ought to teach those Moonies
to stay away from my house.
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Please, I don't wanna hurt you.
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You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
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Guards! More guards!
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Just let me get my book and go.
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Uh-huh.
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- Wow.
- Oh, sorry.
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- You little pussy!
- Oh!
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[Yelling]
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Holy shit.
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[Clapping]
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That was brilliant!
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You're terrific, kid.
What's your name?
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Look, I didn't mean
to hurt these people.
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Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin'
to them, the rotten bastards!
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Why were you trying
to hurt this man?
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What is it that you wanted?
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Well, I-I'm from the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Uh-huh.
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And I want to share
my love of Jesus with you.
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Well, why didn't you say so?
Come on in!
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Really?
Come on!
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[Joe]
"I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.
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Yea, and we can witness
of their sincerity,
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because of their love towards their
brethren, and also towards us."'
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So, you see, Jesus Christ
spoke to prophets...
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right here
in the ancient Americas.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I dig that Jesus guy.
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You do?
Oh, sure. The kids love him.
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Happy Tart?
Oh, thank you.
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Listen, kid.
Mmm.
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[Clears Throat]
Have you ever considered acting?
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Me? Oh, yes. Actually,
I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
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Go on.
Yeah.
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Are you making a movie here?
Yeah.
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And I want you to take over
as the leading man in my film.
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Me?
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Really? Well, wow.
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I still have another week
of mission work to do, but...
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Well, what kind of movie is it?
It's an action/adventure porno.
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Porno? Like as in pornographic?
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Well, yeah, but it's not like that.
Oh.
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Oh, I don't do those...
those kind of movies.
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Look, kid. It's two days' work,
and I'll give you $5,000.
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Hey, you were only giving me 300.
How's your finger,
Chechechez?
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I think it's better.
I'm ready to go.
Yeah?
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- Ow!
- That certainly is a lot of money,
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but I'm afraid
it goes against my beliefs.
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Thank you very mu...
Look, kid.
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You got me all wrong.
This is not your average porno.
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This is a very touching script.
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It's a poignant story about
some very important issues.
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But are there people having intercourse?
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Well, this is an adult film.
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Well, see, I can't do that.
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All right. Make it $7,000.
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It's very nice of you to offer me
so much money, but...
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Ten thousand.
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I can't. See, I have a fianc�e.
And if she ever...
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I got it.
We'll use a stunt cock.
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Anytime there's actual penetration,
we'll bring in another penis.
We do it all the time.
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All you have to concern yourself with
is the crime fighting and the acting.
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But see, I'd still be acting
in a pornographic movie.
And that's what I...
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Twenty thousand dollars.
Excuse me?
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Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?
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Twenty thousand dollars
for two days' work?
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And you don't even have to fuck.
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I have to think about this.
Can I think about this?
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Sure. We'll start first thing
Monday morning.
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Well, I have to think about this.
Yeah.
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You start at 10:00.
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I'm gonna think about this now.
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I don't know. He doesn't seem much
like the porno type to me, boss.
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That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
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He's so prissy and wholesome.
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You watch. In a couple of weeks,
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I'll make that little mama's boy
the biggest porn star in the country.
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[Sighs]
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- [Ringing]
-
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Hello?
Hi Lis.
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Hi, honey.
How are things in Utah?
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Utah isn't as nice without you,
that's for sure. How are things there?
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Oh, fine.
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I, uh... I had an interesting day.
I got offered a part in a movie.
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A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?
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Yeah, and it pays a lot.
Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.
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Is it enough so that we can
get married in the temple?
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Lisa, it's $20,000.
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[Screams]
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[Chuckling]
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Oh, you're the best, Joe.
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Well, I don't know
if I'm gonna do it, Lis.
What? Why not?
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There are some things in the movie
that are against God's way.
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Joe, even if movies are
a little crude now and then,
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I think that the Lord understands that
you need money for your family's future.
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Twenty thousand dollars
would get us off to a great start.
I know it would.
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So what is it?
What are you acting in?
Oh.
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Uh, it's, uh,
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Death of a Salesman.
Oh, let me guess.
You're playing Biff, right?
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Biff, yeah.
[Chuckles]
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[Horn Honks]
Daddy's here to take me
to choir practice, Joe.
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Can I call you back later?
Sure, sure.
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Jesus and I love you, Joe.
Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Heavenly Father,
please show me the way.
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I know it would be sinful to act
in a movie that had sexual activity,
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but Lisa is so important to me.
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And I need the money for
our wedding and for a place to live.
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Please, just give me a sign
if you don't want me to do it.
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[Rattling]
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[Rumbling]
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[Car Alarms Blaring]
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Any sign at all.
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Where is that little fucking choir boy?
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I don't think he's gonna show up.
Oh, really?
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Rodgers, you and pickle dick here
go find that bastard.
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And you tell him
if he doesn't act in my film,
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his parents, his friends,
his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
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You tell him
if he fucks with me, he'll be...
[Door Opens]
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Well, hello.
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Hello.
We were just talking about you.
How are you?
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I'm fine.
Super. Why don't you
go get into wardrobe,
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and we'll get started right away.
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Orbison, who am I fucking
in this scene?
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Uh, you'll be fucking
Jeff and probably Ben.
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Have you met our new
Orgazmo?
No.
248
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,325
Hi, how do you do?
Hi, are we fucking?
249
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,663
No. You'll be fucking
his stunt cock.
250
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,067
And I'm not doing any ass-licking today.
I told you that, right?
251
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,039
Yes, yes. No ass-licking.
Okay.
252
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:20,103
I'm not an ass-licker.
Give 'em an inch,
they take a mile.
253
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,306
[No Audible Dialogue]
254
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,975
Oh, what was I thinking?
255
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,714
There you are. Get in here. Come on.
Just get in here and put this on.
256
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,313
Put it on.
Just put it on now.
Uh, okay. Can I...
257
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,553
Oh.
So you must be the new Orgazmo.
258
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,620
No, I... Maybe. My name's Joe.
259
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,098
Ben Chapleski.
I play Choda Boy.
260
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,965
What's a Choda Boy?
I'm your sidekick.
261
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,732
My sidekick? I have a sidekick?
Yeah.
262
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,740
What do...
[Yells]
263
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,603
Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick.
Didn't they even tell you the plot?
264
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,045
No, they just said I'm a superhero.
265
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,709
Right. You're Orgazmo.
266
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,752
And you fight crime
with your Orgazmorator.
267
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:05,257
And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out
with my specially designed sex toys.
268
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,588
Oh.
269
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,493
I don't think I've seen you before.
Are you new in this business?
270
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,465
Oh, yeah. This is my first time.
I'm actually a normal person.
271
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,694
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
272
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,636
Hell, I got Ph.D.'s in physics
and engineering from M.I.T.
273
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,730
M.I.T.? In Boston?
274
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,900
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
275
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,434
But if you have two Ph.D.'s,
why do you do these kind of movies?
276
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,380
See you on set, Choda Boy.
277
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,711
That's why.
278
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,981
See, I have what's called
an overactive sex drive.
279
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,290
Hey, just between you and me,
280
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,020
I don't get a whole lot
of action from women.
281
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:46,428
- They don't seem to
take me very seriously.
- You don't say.
282
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,265
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here.
And I love every minute of it.
283
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,429
But if you're such a scientific genius,
284
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,439
don't you think
Heavenly Father has something...
285
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,238
more important planned for your life?
Who?
286
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,677
You.
What?
287
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,678
[Grunts]
Yeah.
288
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,278
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
289
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,494
You look good, man.
290
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,463
Let's make some porno.
291
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,169
- Hey, man, you need to shave your balls?
- What? Why would I do that?
292
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,297
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
293
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,241
Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
294
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,301
Give it a shot.
295
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,370
No, I'm not...
I'm using a stunt thing.
296
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:41,386
Oh, kid. You look fucking "fabeau"!
I see you met Choda Boy.
297
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,683
Yes.
Hey, that's not the only thing
that changed.
298
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,690
I really beefed this script up.
299
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,090
Come on, people.
Let's get shooting!
Mr. Orbison.
300
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,152
Yeah?
You're not gonna put my name
anywhere on this movie are you?
301
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,164
Oh, no, kid.
You'll get a stage name.
Oh, good.
302
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,393
Everybody does.
Now, let's see. Joe Young, right?
Right.
303
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,994
Young, Young,
tongue, bung, hung. Hung!
304
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,063
Tom Hung. It's perfect.
You like that?
No.
305
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,201
Okay, people. Let's go.
Come on. Set this up for me.
306
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,268
Okay, this is what we're doing.
307
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:13,182
One: Uh, Candi, Saffi and Jizzmaster
Zero are getting busy on the bed.
308
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,346
- How busy?
- Both of you are doing oral on him.
309
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:21,257
And then two: Orgazmo
and Choda Boy break through the wall.
310
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,889
Three: They fight with
Jizzmaster Zero and his henchmen.
311
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,025
And four: You all fuck
like nasty pigs. Got it?
312
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,092
Nasty pigs. Got it.
313
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,162
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said
I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
314
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,232
You said we'd use a stunt... stunt...
315
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,243
Cock, a stunt cock.
316
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,973
Yes, you get a stunt cock,
but only for penetration.
317
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,311
Penetration?
Who's gonna be penetrated?
318
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,875
Penetration is when the penis
enters an orifice, Joe.
319
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:52,890
Penetration you don't do,
but you do have to get nasty
with the ladies. That's the deal.
320
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,791
Okay, people. Let's go.
321
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,455
Lights on.
Lights are on and stable, Captain.
322
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,555
Whoo-hoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
323
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,966
Dave, calm down.
Yeah? Right. Sorry.
324
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,163
All right. You give me
some nice close-ups.
325
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:09,469
And you give me a nice, slow zoom...
326
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,339
starting with a medium
close-up on the cock.
327
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,778
And then widening out
to an establishing shot.
328
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,782
Genius.
329
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,143
Roll cameras.
330
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,554
And we're sucking.
331
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,417
Good, we're sucking.
332
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,888
Oh, my gosh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.
333
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,457
Sure you can,
just do what I do.
334
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,633
That's some hot shit right there.
Check that out, man.
Good.
335
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,474
We're sucking. We're sucking.
336
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,447
Yeah, suck that cock!
Damn it, Dave!
337
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,381
Keep your mouth shut!
338
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,612
Sorry, sorry, dude.
Got a little excited.
339
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,814
Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
340
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:02,786
[Women]
Orgazmo!
And Choda Boy!
341
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,830
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
342
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,025
[Woman]
Yeah, really.
343
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,560
Oh, yeah.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
344
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,168
That's your line, Hung. Hey!
345
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:21,872
- That's your line, Hung!
- [Whispering, Indistinct]
346
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,678
Yeah, yeah, I can too.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
347
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,982
No, not that!
That feels good! Ow!
348
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,454
Nice shot!
349
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,427
They've hurt our evil boss,
Jizzmaster Zero.
350
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,021
Now you're gonna get some.
351
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,568
Need a hand?
352
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,740
That's handy work.
Now lock 'em up, Choda Boy.
353
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:03,077
- Are you okay, ladies?
- We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
354
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,215
And Choda Boy.
Now it's time for us to repay you.
355
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,624
Yeah, come on, boys.
Let's get it on.
356
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,367
Kiss her.
357
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,532
Not like that.
358
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:26,100
This is supposed to be erotic.
Use your tongue, for Christ's sake.
359
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,739
How would Christ benefit from me
putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
360
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,750
Do you want your money or not, Hung?
361
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,002
[Orbison]
And cut. Stunt cock.
362
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,800
- Stunt cock!
- [Man] Stunt cock!
363
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,670
Hey, how you doin'?
364
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,544
Hey, how you doin'?
365
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,514
Hey, how you doin'?
366
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,281
I can't believe I'm doing this.
367
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,946
Hey, you know, you did
a good job in there, man.
368
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,719
Thank you.
Did you ever see that movie
Clash of the Titans?
369
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,124
Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
370
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,663
I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',
371
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,665
but I think unicorns are kick-ass.
372
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,777
What's that?
373
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,838
Oh, this is the Book of Mormon.
It's another testament of Jesus Christ.
374
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,612
- Oh, is it any good?
- [Bell Dings]
375
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:44,122
Okay, people. Let's go.
376
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,521
[Orbison]
Action.
377
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,526
Oh, whoopee!
378
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,496
"For the time is at hand that all men
shall reap a reward of their works."
379
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:58,025
See, when the Mormons arrived
in Missouri, they needed to find jobs,
but no one would hire them.
380
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,402
- They should've done double anal.
- Excuse me?
381
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:05,807
You get to be my age, you gotta do
double anal or no one will hire you.
382
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:10,645
Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire
the Mormons because of their beliefs.
Now...
383
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,378
I'm the only one in town...
384
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,250
who'll do double anal
and double vaginal at the same time.
385
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:20,348
You know, D.V.D.A.
Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
386
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:23,724
I see. Uh, I don't think you
quite understand what I'm...
387
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,787
I don't understand?
388
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:31,564
Hey, look, pal. You try having
four dicks in you at one time.
No, thank you.
389
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:36,939
[Man] Hey, lady! We're ready
for the D.V.D.A. shot!
Nice talkin' to ya, kid.
390
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:43,271
Okay, let's do it.
391
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:47,011
Come on, boys,
grease 'em up.
Oh, another day, another dollar.
392
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:53,117
And action.
393
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,353
[Actors Groaning, Moaning]
394
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:01,499
[Woman] Okay, we're rollin'.
How's it going, ace?
395
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,558
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
396
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,626
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Yeah, she's great.
397
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:10,073
[Groaning, Moaning Continues]
Hey, you wanna get
some sushi tonight?
398
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,546
[Retching]
399
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:18,378
on a collision course with death
400
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,611
401
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,018
So what did you think
of your first day of porno, Joe?
402
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,082
Joe?
403
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,322
I'm a bad, bad Mormon.
404
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,765
Me, me, me.
What's up, homies?
405
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:39,634
- How's it goin', G-Fresh?
- Oh, just kickin' it.
You know what I'm saying, G?
406
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:44,404
Oh, yeah. G-Fresh
in the motherfucking house.
407
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,637
Hey, G-Fresh, I want you
to meet Orgazmo here.
408
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,772
I'm not Orgazmo!
409
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,677
I don't want anyone to know.
410
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,686
My name is Joe, Joe Young.
How do you do?
411
00:25:55,754 --> 00:26:01,488
Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes
on the smoothed out R and B tips.
You know what I'm sayin'?
412
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,289
No.
413
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:08,527
- How you doin', G-Fresh?
- You! Get your punk asses
out of my sushi bar!
414
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,763
Oh, we'll get our punk asses
out of your fish bar...
415
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,964
just as soon as you sign
this little piece of paper.
416
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,769
I told you I ain't gonna sign.
417
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:19,208
I ain't gonna givin' up my place.
418
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,212
Who are these guys?
419
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,475
These are the G's I been
telling you about from next door.
420
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:26,813
They are trying
to buy out my restaurant...
421
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,979
so they can make
their dance club bigger.
422
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,989
But homie don't play that!
423
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,117
- Why don't you guys get lost, huh?
- Keep your mouth shut, Tiny Tim!
424
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:39,129
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think we all need to
calm down a little bit here.
425
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,427
Oh, gee. That man's right.
426
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,492
We're real sorry.
We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.
427
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:47,367
Oh, yeah.
Please excuse the mix-up, please.
428
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,737
- [Yells]
- Wow!
429
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,743
- [Yelling]
- Wow!
430
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:57,415
- Whoa!
- Oops.
431
00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:02,309
- Ooh!
- [Woman] Oh, God.
432
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:07,051
-
- Oh!
433
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,218
You better make up
your mind real quick, Fresh,
434
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:13,321
'cause our boss isn't gonna give you
such a good deal next time.
435
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:26,770
Shouldn't we call
the police or something?
[Laughing]
436
00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,405
Joe, the police can't help.
437
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,315
Geez, where are you from,
Iowa or something?
438
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:37,446
No, Utah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
439
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,892
440
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:46,627
Oh, yeah!
441
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:49,531
Oh, so good.
442
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,967
It's so good.
443
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,597
Oh, do you like it?
Do you like it?
444
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,665
Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
445
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:01,736
Ding dong!
Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!
446
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,747
You...
447
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,780
- Line?
- You guys got me so horny.
448
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:13,086
Oh, yeah.
You guys got me so horny!
449
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:16,924
Come on, Hung. You gotta at least
look like you're enjoying this.
450
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,259
Rub her breasts or something.
451
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,560
- Come on. Come on, Hung.
- Do I have to?
452
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,329
Don't worry, dude.
They're not real.
453
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,473
Yeah, there you go, buddy.
Get some.
454
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:37,406
We're onto you, Orgazmo.
Yeah, your days of
"superhero-dom" are over.
455
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:41,111
Not so fast, guys.
My Orgazmorator should take care of you.
456
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:46,451
- Your turn, Choda Boy.
- Right!
457
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,585
My blue "harpoontang"
should do the trick.
458
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,958
Looks like they're all
tied up at the moment.
459
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,730
[Indistinct]
460
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,034
That was too easy.
461
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:03,165
Great job, guys.
462
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:07,007
Now, how about we get really nasty?
463
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,708
[Screams]
[Orbison]
Cut!
464
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,311
[Dave]
Oh, dude, she's dead!
[Orbison] Damn it!
465
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,290
[Ben] I'm glad you could
come over for dinner, Joe.
466
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,849
I'm really excited to show you
my laboratory where I design things.
467
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,863
I think you might find one thing
in particular very interesting.
468
00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:31,332
Did you say something?
469
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:36,170
Nah, I was just thinking.
Come on in.
470
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:42,307
Goodness, gee.
Is this all yours?
471
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:45,042
Yeah, bought and paid for.
472
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:47,778
It's all the patents I have.
473
00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:50,515
See, when I'm not doing
the flicks, I invent stuff.
474
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:54,218
And I get some serious cash for it.
What's this here?
475
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,420
I guess I never told you.
476
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,421
Told me what?
477
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,495
[Sighs]
See, when I was a kid,
478
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:07,094
I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.
479
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:09,106
And one of the styles was hamster.
480
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:11,108
Hamster? I don't think
I've seen you do hamster.
481
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,838
No.
482
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:16,847
No, I vowed to my father
I would never use hamster style again.
483
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,780
Why? What happened?
484
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,341
I don't like to talk about it.
485
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:25,685
Well, maybe it would help you
to talk about it. You know, get it out.
486
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,021
I don't know if I can.
487
00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:32,120
Well, what are you running from, man?
488
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:35,997
I don't know.
489
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:38,297
I guess maybe I'm just running from myself.
490
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:44,436
I mean, it happened several years ago,
but I can remember it
like it was just yesterday.
491
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,747
- Hey, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
492
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:53,773
I don't think I'm gonna do
hamster style anymore.
493
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,252
That's nice.
494
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,089
[Sobs]
495
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,824
And that's the way it went down, man.
496
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,167
Shit.
497
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,999
I can still smell that newspaper.
498
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,665
[Sniffles]
499
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:18,766
Hey, you know, it does...
it does feel better to get it out.
500
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:21,107
[Sighs]
501
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,339
Come on. I wanna
show you something.
502
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:30,450
By the time I finally got
this old mama to work,
503
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,456
it had a lot of parts.
504
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,458
The sucker got pretty heavy.
505
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,926
I can barely even lift it now.
What is it?
506
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,486
It's the Orgazmorator.
I've made it work.
507
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,128
Golly, it's huge.
Yeah.
508
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,365
I could probably make
a more compact version,
but then I'd have to use cold fusion...
509
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,374
instead of the fission device
that's inside of it now.
510
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,376
But then if I could
figure out cold fusion,
511
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:55,004
I'd be a millionaire.
[Laughing]
512
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,743
[Both Laughing]
513
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,318
- Want to give it a shot?
- How?
514
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,751
Here. Here.
515
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,559
Stick our arm in this thing here.
516
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,657
Grab ahold of the handle,
and it should power up.
517
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:19,192
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Calm down, dude.
518
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:24,071
- Calm down. It's okay.
It's just powering up. It's okay.
- [Beeping]
519
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,508
You can actually hold that thing, huh?
520
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,671
It's not that heavy.
521
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:32,239
- That is sweet.
- So now what?
522
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,309
So now, I mean, it's...
You know, I mean, It's like a gun.
523
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:38,083
I mean, you feel that little trigger
on the handle there?
524
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:41,751
- This one?
- [Gasps]
525
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,090
Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?
526
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,892
Whoo!
527
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,735
Whoo! Thanks, man.
528
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:59,173
- Aw, you're puttin' me on.
- No, I told you it works.
529
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,446
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
530
00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,450
No, I couldn't.
Go on, give yourself a treat.
531
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:11,956
Just shoot yourself
in the foot or something.
I gotta get cleaned off.
532
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:17,552
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
533
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,462
I told you.
534
00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:24,024
I told you it works.
Do me again.
535
00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,229
This is incredible.
536
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,932
Come on. Do me again.
537
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,804
[Giggles]
538
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:37,075
Amazing.
You made this thing, huh?
539
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,247
Whew. yeah.
540
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,811
[Exhales]
Sure beats jerkin' it, huh?
Gettin' your arm all tired.
541
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:49,553
Wow. Heavenly Father has
really given you a gift for science.
542
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,754
Yeah, whatever.
543
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,162
Hey, can you walk around
with that thing on?
544
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:58,566
- I think so. Why?
- Wanna go have some fun?
545
00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:03,300
546
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,067
[No Audible Dialogue]
547
00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:14,015
[Both Moaning]
548
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:21,185
[Moaning Continues]
549
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,058
[No Audible Dialogue]
550
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,700
[No Audible Dialogue]
551
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,340
[No Audible Dialogue]
552
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:47,976
[No Audible Dialogue]
553
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:03,290
Get up against the wall.
Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
554
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:08,868
[Gasping, Groaning]
555
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:28,553
All right, kid. Look. This is
the last scene for the day. You okay?
556
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,560
No.
Good. This is the scene...
557
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:34,223
where the evil King Erectus whisks you
back in time to the Garden of Eden.
558
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,790
The Garden of Eden?
Nice, huh? Look at me.
559
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,995
It's just you and T-Rex in this scene,
560
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:43,700
so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action
before I bring in your stunt cock,
all right?
561
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,005
Go ahead. Lay down.
562
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:50,104
Wh... Wh...
Why do they call her T-Rex?
563
00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:52,342
[Rumbling]
564
00:35:56,754 --> 00:36:00,747
- [Male Voice]
Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge.
- Oh, my gosh!
565
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,522
- You want me on top?
- No, no! I'll be on top.
566
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:09,397
You're gonna make me come,
or I'm gonna kick your butt.
567
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,298
And action.
568
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,269
Come on!
[Yells]
569
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,099
Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.
570
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,939
Oh, you make me so hot now.
571
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,104
Come on.
Oh, that's good.
572
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,580
Oh, you make me so hot!
573
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:27,482
Oh, come on.
Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
574
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,486
Come on! Come on!
575
00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:33,251
576
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:48,062
[No Audible Dialogue]
577
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:57,405
[No Audible Dialogue]
578
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:07,181
[No Audible Dialogue]
579
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,919
Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
580
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,122
Slap that ass.
Damn, dude!
That's some hot shit right there!
581
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:15,131
Come on now! Come on!
582
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:18,864
Hey! Can I get everyone
together for a few photos?
583
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:22,532
- Photos? Photos for what?
- Just some stills for publicity.
584
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,576
You know, I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',
585
00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:28,134
but I'm really gonna
miss you guys when this show's over.
586
00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:31,704
Ben, do you think people
will see this video in Utah?
587
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:35,844
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many
of these movies get made every month,
nobody's even gonna notice.
588
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,854
Say...
589
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,550
- Geddy Lee.
- Who's Geddy Lee?
590
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,321
Geddy Lee, best bass player ever.
Come on!
591
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,362
Geddy Lee!
592
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:18,585
Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.
593
00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:20,995
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
594
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:24,159
I actually hadn't received
my money yet and I was wonder...
595
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:27,727
Of course, Joe. Your money.
You know, I was just over
at the accounting department,
596
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,535
and I think they were putting the checks
through the big check processor.
597
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:43,546
No, I got my mail today,
and it's not there.
598
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,555
Those dirty bastards!
599
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:48,558
Well, I need to get it
before I can go home, see?
600
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:50,560
I'll have that fucking postman for lunch.
601
00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:53,392
You know, I put that thing in the mail
three times now, Young!
602
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,056
Okay.
603
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:59,297
An exclusive look at the story behind
the crossover success of the decade.
604
00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:06,868
"Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero."
"You can't get me, Orgazmo."
605
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:09,777
"I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray."
606
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:16,278
How does a movie about a sex superhero
become a box-office smash?
607
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:22,790
And this year's
John Holmes Award goes to...
608
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,230
Tom Hung for Orgasmo.
609
00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,232
[Cheering, Applause]
610
00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,665
Nuts.
611
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,978
[Chuckling]
612
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,410
Holy shit!
613
00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:50,750
What's the difference between
Orgazmo and your previous
porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
614
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:54,417
I really think history will describe
Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
615
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,022
[People Chattering, Indistinct]
616
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:06,935
617
00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:23,717
Hi Ben!
Hey, Georgy.
618
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,722
Goddamn!
Did your breasts get bigger?
619
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:28,122
Yeah, I upgraded.
620
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:32,185
My doctor says now I have enough silicone
in my body to kill a small elephant.
621
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,424
Isn't that cool?
622
00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:36,990
Hey, Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo!
623
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,400
The name's Joe, okay?
Not Orgazmo.
624
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,404
Man, you should be
psyched to be Orgazmo.
625
00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,838
Especially today.
I mean, look at this party.
626
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,808
Everybody in the business is here today.
627
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:49,506
I don't know any of these people.
I just came to get the rest
of my money and go.
628
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,572
[All]
Choda Boy!
629
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,811
[Man] Well, my ass
is actually shaped like a pear.
630
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:58,720
Hey Orgasm!
I'm not Orgazmo, okay?
Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
631
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,451
Oh, yeah. I think he's over there
someplace or something.
632
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:04,962
Hey, what do you think of this band?
They're fine.
633
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:07,589
Yeah, I think they kind of
sound like Depeche Mode.
634
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,795
You know, I don't wanna
sound like a queer or nothin',
635
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:16,568
but I think Depeche Mode
is a sweet band.
That's nice, Dave.
636
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,132
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
637
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,873
and the G folks are chill
638
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:27,247
and the rhymes are feelin' ill
639
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,843
Oh, sorry.
We are not open yet.
640
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:33,357
Oh, that's okay.
We're not hungry anyway.
641
00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:36,052
You get out of here!
We brought you the contract.
642
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:39,619
Our boss told us
to make you a better offer.
643
00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:42,564
Now, here's the pen.
Here's the contract.
644
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:44,567
Bitch.
645
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:47,729
You're gonna get popped
if you keep riding me!
646
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:50,797
Oops! Wrong answer, homie.
647
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,570
[Screams]
648
00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,976
Hey, Hung.
Just the man I wanted to talk to.
649
00:41:56,047 --> 00:42:00,711
I actually just came by
to collect the rest of my money.
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.
650
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:04,448
Hey, listen.
Joe, that is a lot of money.
651
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,491
But that's nothin'
for a man of your talent.
652
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:10,584
[Grunting, Groaning]
653
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:13,494
[Chuckles]
How do you like that, G?
654
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:20,732
Oh, you dirty bastard!
Come on.
655
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:25,868
Come on.
You better check yourself
before you make me wreck yourself.
656
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,811
One, two!
657
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,347
[Yelling]
658
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:33,576
Oh, that hurts.
659
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,710
You gonna sign the papers?
Your mama!
660
00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:38,619
Are you gonna sign the papers?
Your mama!
661
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:42,591
Oh, no, no. Not the glass!
I just replaced it!
662
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:47,654
[Yells]
Oh, that hurts so bad!
663
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,460
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel?
Shh.
664
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:54,995
With the success of this thing,
how could I not want to make a sequel?
665
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:59,566
Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are
to Orgazmo's popularity.
666
00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:02,477
That's why
I'm doubling your salary.
667
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:06,983
Forty thousand dollars.
668
00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:08,985
Oh, boy.
669
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:11,521
Whoa!
670
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,887
Come on. Sign the paper!
671
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,620
Okay, okay. I'll sign it.
672
00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:19,686
Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!
673
00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:26,402
674
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:32,836
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
675
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:35,879
People, I have a very important
announcement to make.
676
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,278
In three days,
677
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:42,547
we will begin principle
photography on Orgazmo 2.
678
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,418
[Cheering]
679
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:51,251
[Ringing]
680
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:55,529
Hello?
Hi, honey!
681
00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:58,932
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
682
00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:01,665
How are you?
Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
683
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:05,903
Uh, oh,
I have some news.
Good or bad?
684
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,308
Well, good and bad, I guess.
685
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:11,576
Uh, they want me to do a sequel.
686
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,618
A sequel?
Yeah.
687
00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:16,949
To Death of a Salesman?
688
00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:22,083
Wait, doesn't he die
at the end of the first one?
689
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:26,330
Uh, yes. Yes, he does.
690
00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:30,891
But he has a twin brother
who wants revenge now.
691
00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:32,902
Revenge?
692
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,029
But he killed himself, didn't he?
693
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,374
No, no.
694
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,637
That's just what you were
lead to believe.
695
00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,645
He was killed by the C.I. A...
696
00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:46,911
for selling smack to Nazis.
697
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,918
[Chuckling]
Wow!
698
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:51,454
All this time I thought
Death of a Salesman was boring.
699
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:56,084
But, Lisa, they're giving me
$40,000 this time.
700
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,094
[Screaming]
701
00:44:58,162 --> 00:44:59,959
Oh, you're the best, Joe!
702
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:04,262
Oh, poopy, $40,000.
We could almost buy a house.
703
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:08,101
I know, and that's why
I agreed to do it.
704
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,640
Oh...
[Horn Honks]
705
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,972
I have to go, Joe.
Daddy's here to pick me up...
706
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,977
For choir practice, I know.
707
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,309
Uh, I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
708
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:21,010
Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.
709
00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,952
Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.
710
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:27,320
Bye-bye.
711
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:42,938
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you?
No! I mean, yes.
712
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:47,376
My name's Joe.
I play a character named Orgazmo.
Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!
713
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,379
Hyah!
714
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:55,248
You're not the bad boy
around here anymore.
715
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:57,378
The name is A-Cup,
I play Neutered Man.
716
00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,822
Neutered Man?
Orgazmo's new archenemy.
717
00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:02,882
Don't you get it?
Neutered Man!
718
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,396
He has no balls. Orgazmo's
little ray won't work on him.
719
00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:09,831
But Orgazmo beats him, right?
How?
720
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,834
Well, Orgazmo would find a way.
How?
721
00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:15,065
I don't know.
Read the script, duder!
722
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,300
Orgazmo doesn't find a way.
Neutered Man escapes.
723
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:21,035
You know, it's funny.
724
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,409
You look a lot tougher
on the screen.
725
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,813
Hyah!
726
00:46:25,883 --> 00:46:27,646
Hyah!
727
00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:33,152
Maybe I'll show you some
real moves sometime, asshole.
728
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,556
[Slaps Butt]
729
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:39,926
Hey, what do you think, ace?
I don't like it. It doesn't have
the spirit of the first one.
730
00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:42,488
And action!
731
00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:45,729
[Chortling, Groaning]
732
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:50,467
Now that I have you at the Parthenon,
we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
733
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,475
[Groans]
734
00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:55,103
You're so evil, Neutered Man.
735
00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:58,012
If Orgazmo was here,
he wouldn't let you do this to us.
736
00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:00,107
I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.
737
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:04,917
Did someone say my name?
Orgazmo!
Orgazmo!
738
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,923
And Choda Boy!
739
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,516
Oh.
Let them go, Neutered Man.
740
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:12,562
Never. I'll kill you first.
741
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:15,030
[Imitating Ray Gun]
742
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:18,263
[Imitating Ray Gun]
743
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,701
[Laughing]
744
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:25,208
Your little ray has no effect
on me, Orgazmo.
745
00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:29,402
Fool!
746
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,074
Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray
work on him, Orgazmo?
747
00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:35,050
I don't know, Choda Boy.
It's all Greek to me.
748
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:38,054
[Stifling Chuckle]
749
00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:40,386
Orgazmo, you saved us.
750
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:42,687
How can we ever repay you?
751
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,661
I have an idea!
[Slaps Butt]
752
00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:49,894
Ohh! Oh, yeah!
753
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:53,425
[Women Sighing]
754
00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:55,734
[Ben Moaning]
755
00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:58,400
Cut. Stunt Cock!
756
00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:00,943
Stunt cock!
Stunt cock!
757
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:06,345
[Slaps]
758
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:13,657
- Oh, Orgazmo! Mmm!
- Rodgers?
759
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:17,524
Yeah, boss?
Who is that?
760
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,325
Oh, that's Ted,
the new stunt-cock guy.
761
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,422
[Women Moaning, Gasping]
762
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:25,559
And you don't see
a problem with this?
763
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:27,763
Mmm, nope.
764
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,366
All right, fuck it.
765
00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,878
Hey, is that a new costume, Joe?
766
00:48:35,946 --> 00:48:39,006
No, I think it's the same one
we've always used.
Oh.
767
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:43,986
You know, I don't wanna
sound like a queer or nothin',
but I think you've got a really nice ass.
768
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,381
Uh, thanks?
769
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,757
Sure, dude.
770
00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:52,819
[Slaps]
771
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,623
[Cymbals Chime]
772
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,463
What the hell?
G-Fresh, what happened to you, man?
773
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:06,999
How'd you get that scratch?
Oh, I'm sorry, G.
I'm closing down.
774
00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:10,569
I have to be out in two weeks.
What? Why?
775
00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:14,175
Oh, the punks from next door
got me to agree.
776
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:17,414
You signed the papers?
Oh, they came in the other day...
777
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:21,151
and just whupped
my sorry black ass.
778
00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:24,991
Oh!
Did you call the police?
779
00:49:25,062 --> 00:49:29,522
I make you guys
last sushi for half price.
[Japanese]
780
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,435
[I]
Um, just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp.
781
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:39,374
We've got to help him, Joe.
782
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:42,571
Oh, right. What are we gonna do
against a gang of thugs?
783
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,308
Well, look, you and I are both
great martial artists, right?
784
00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:50,979
I mean, we're pretty good.
And I'm willing to bet that between
the two of us, we can take these guys.
785
00:49:51,055 --> 00:49:54,582
Those guys probably have guns, Ben.
Martial arts don't stop guns.
786
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,285
[Japanese]
787
00:49:57,861 --> 00:50:00,523
[Japanese, Crying]
788
00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:02,588
Jesus!
Where?
789
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,635
Joe, I just got the most
amazing idea ever.
790
00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:09,662
The Orgazmorator, Joe...
You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon.
791
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:14,473
You can stun anybody who has a gun,
take 'em outta commission,
and then we kick their asses.
792
00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:17,412
- Are you nuts? That... That won't work.
- Why not?
793
00:50:17,481 --> 00:50:21,474
Well, even if we succeeded,
those guys would come
after us eventually.
794
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:26,580
We can use disguises.
We can cover ourselves up
so nobody can recognize us.
795
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:29,683
That won't work.
Why not?
796
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,696
- Because it won't, gosh-darn it!
- [Sobbing]
797
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,496
[Continues In Japanese]
798
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:41,334
I'll tell ya somethin', Joe.
799
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:44,932
There's nothing sadder...
than a sad Japanese man.
800
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:47,238
Boy, I'll say.
801
00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:51,475
- [Woman, Japanese]
- So, what do you say, pal?
802
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:56,150
We can wear disguises?
803
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,381
804
00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,699
We look ridiculous.
805
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,902
Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way
people in this club dress, all right?
806
00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:22,445
We gotta fit in.
Put this shit on.
807
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,245
All right, so what's the plan?
Why you asking me?
808
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,182
Okay. We go in the front door,
809
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,417
uh, walk to the back,
grab the contracts,
810
00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:37,688
and if one of the thugs tries to stop us,
we fuck his shit up!
811
00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:41,257
That's a great plan, Ben.
Really well thought out.
812
00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:43,799
Let's kick some ass, baby!
813
00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:46,028
814
00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:52,666
[Women Chattering]
815
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:54,734
816
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:58,371
Head to the back!
817
00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:09,485
Come on, Joe. Up the stairs!
818
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:18,567
Ah, it's locked. Too bad.
Don't worry.
819
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,796
I got the slim Johnson.
820
00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:28,768
- Ha-ha!
- What the fuck is this?
821
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,680
You have a contract signed by G-Fresh.
We want it back!
822
00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:36,116
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
823
00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:39,546
Jimmy, kick their ass.
You kick their asses.
824
00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:42,387
Jimmy, kick their asses.
I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass.
I'm not kickin' their asses.
825
00:52:42,459 --> 00:52:44,450
Yeah, my heart bleeds for you.
Kick their fuckin' asses.
826
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,622
Go. Guppy, play.
827
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:50,997
Un-zaah!
828
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,434
Come here, you little...
whatever you are.
829
00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,809
Joe!
830
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,309
[Giddy Moaning]
831
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,894
I'll kill you!
832
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:03,564
Where's the contract?
What contract?
833
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,807
Goddamn it,
I'm not gonna ask you again!
834
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,040
All right! All right already!
It's over there.
835
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:14,507
Got it.
836
00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:23,185
I strongly suggest you don't mess
with G-Fresh anymore!
837
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,252
You mess with him,
we mess with you!
838
00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:30,890
Bye-bye. God bless.
839
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,298
Look out, suckers!
840
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,068
Rocko! Stop them!
841
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,989
[Indistinct Shout]
842
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:15,868
Curses!
843
00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:19,739
Curses?
844
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:23,411
Whoo! Yeah!
God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
845
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,684
No, it was horrible!
What are you talkin' about?
846
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:31,126
Now, we got in there,
we kicked their ass,
got the contract and got out!
847
00:55:31,194 --> 00:55:35,028
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be
scripted any better than that.
848
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:40,695
Actually, I take that back.
That guy was pointing a gun at me.
He could've shot me, Ben.
849
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:44,707
Man, all I know is the little guys
always get stepped on.
850
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:49,610
Tonight we did some stepping!
Well, all I know is I gotta get
the heck outta Los Angeles.
851
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:52,375
Way too much weird stuff
goes on here.
852
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,516
- Surprise! [Giggles]
- [Screams]
853
00:55:59,589 --> 00:56:03,025
- Aah! Hi, honey!
- Lisa, what are you doing here?
854
00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:07,496
I couldn't take it anymore.
Daddy lent me some money to come out.
Isn't that great?
855
00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:12,365
No! I mean... I mean, boy-boy, I'll say.
856
00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:15,337
- How long you staying?
- Until the show's over.
857
00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:17,965
- Aah!
- Aah! I know!
858
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:21,772
I know. I know, I know, I know.
Living together before we're married
is strange.
859
00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:26,009
But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry
as long as I sleep on the couch, right?
860
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:32,581
Uh... Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis.
The, uh... The Lord's kinda tricky
when it comes to stuff like that.
861
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:36,456
- Oh!
- Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh...
862
00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:40,826
Wow, this is a much nicer apartment
than I thought you'd have.
863
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,798
Yeah, I got some new stuff.
864
00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:47,303
Oh, when is your next shoot?
I wanna come and watch.
865
00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:50,066
Uh, it's, uh, sold out.
I mean, it's a closed set.
866
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,870
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
867
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,036
I doubt it.
868
00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:58,479
Oh, this place is such a mess.
I can't stand for you
to see it like this.
869
00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:01,210
What are you talking about?
It is spotless.
870
00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:05,711
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
871
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:10,419
Aren't you glad see me?
Haven't you missed me?
872
00:57:10,494 --> 00:57:13,952
Hmm?
You have no idea how
much I've missed you, Lis.
873
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,692
Almost forgotten
how beautiful you are.
874
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:19,064
Oh, Joe.
875
00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:21,127
[Giggles, Squeals]
876
00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:23,399
Oh.
877
00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,669
Hello.
Shut up.
878
00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:33,307
How ya doin', A-Cup?
Fuck you.
879
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:36,375
Hey!
880
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,444
Come here.
881
00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:40,513
Come here.
882
00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,391
[Farts]
[Laughing]
883
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:54,269
Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh.
[Orbison]
Action!
884
00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:57,033
I should have known you'd team
up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!
885
00:57:57,107 --> 00:58:01,908
That's right, Choda Boy.
And if you don't tell me
where Orgazmo is,
886
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:05,675
I'll... screw you to death!
887
00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:09,315
I'd like to see you try!
888
00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:11,616
All right.
889
00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:14,748
Just let me
get out of these clothes.
890
00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:18,922
Mmm. Ohh!
891
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,791
[Slaps]
892
00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:28,736
Where you want me?
You're not in the shot yet.
893
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,796
Oh. Oh, sorry.
894
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:32,865
- [Georgi] Stop it!
- Mmm.
895
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,207
[Slaps]
Whoo!
Stop grabbing my ass!
896
00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:37,371
Come on, baby.
Knock it off.
We're not rolling!
897
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:39,381
I'd say we are.
Ow!
898
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:41,974
Hey, hey, leave her alone.
Don't you fuckin'
tell me what to do!
899
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:45,419
Just leave her alone.
You don't have any right...
Kee-yaah!
900
00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:48,082
Who?
[Groaning]
901
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:55,162
Oh, yeah? You want some?
You want some more?
902
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:57,757
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
903
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:02,201
A-Cup, look what you did here!
904
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:04,706
They're supposed to work
in the next scene.
905
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,935
I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison.
He provoked me.
906
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:12,505
The both of you two better
stop scrappin' or else you'll be
sleepin' with the fishes, see?
907
00:59:14,784 --> 00:59:18,242
[Farts]
Merry Christmas.
Oh!
908
00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:24,752
He totally started it,
Mr. Orbison. I...
Just get to makeup, Hung.
909
00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:28,320
Are you okay?
910
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:32,562
Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe.
You know, he could've really hurt me.
911
00:59:34,638 --> 00:59:36,629
Ow.
912
00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:39,140
- Action.
- Oh, yeah.
913
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:42,269
- Oh, no!
- Mm, yeah!
914
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:45,109
Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog!
Mmm!
915
00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:49,208
Oh, quickly, Choda Dog,
bite through these ropes!
916
00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,048
[TV: Indistinct]
917
00:59:57,961 --> 01:00:00,657
[Man On TV]
No, I gotta take a piss.
918
01:00:10,974 --> 01:00:13,135
[Ben]
Try nipple accelerator, Orgazmo.
919
01:00:13,209 --> 01:00:15,803
Thanks, Choda Boy.
That's just what I need.
920
01:00:15,879 --> 01:00:20,316
Joe?
But what has Jizzmaster Zero done with
the little, fat, retarded kid from Boise?
921
01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:23,511
- [Ben] I don't know.
- We must find Jizzmaster Zero.
922
01:00:23,586 --> 01:00:26,316
Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck!
923
01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:31,988
Excuse me, what movie is this?
924
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:35,361
What movie's this?
Have you been livin' in a cardboard box, lady?
925
01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:39,801
- No, I'm from Utah.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
926
01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:47,006
Joe, Joe, these are two of
the hottest porn stars in Japan...
927
01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:50,069
Natsuko and Haruko.
928
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:52,376
- [Together] Hi!
- How do you do?
929
01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:56,385
Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here,
right on the bed. Very good.
930
01:00:56,453 --> 01:00:59,650
And, Haruko,
you sit right here, darling.
931
01:00:59,723 --> 01:01:04,456
Now, when we roll cameras,
Natsuko, you say,
932
01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:06,859
"There is no escaping us,
Orgazmo."
933
01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:12,129
There is no escaping us,
Orgazmo.
934
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:16,832
Good. And, Haruko, you say,
"Prepare to meet your doom!"
935
01:01:16,906 --> 01:01:19,534
Prepare da meet...
936
01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:21,770
so dung.
937
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:25,611
Good. Close enough.
Joe, you say,
938
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,207
"I'll find a way to break free,
Ass-Fuck Twins!"
939
01:01:28,284 --> 01:01:30,445
I'll find a way to brea...
940
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,819
- Oh, uh, I-I can't say that.
- Say what?
941
01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:35,983
- What are they called?
- The Ass-Fuck Twins.
942
01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:40,894
- I... I can't say that.
Can we call 'em something else?
- But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
943
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:45,230
Well, I know, but, um, couldn't I call them
the Naughty Twins or something?
944
01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:50,637
No, you couldn't just call them
the Naughty Twins.
They're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
945
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:55,007
Why would you call them
the Naughty Twins when they
get fucked in the ass all the time?
946
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:57,444
Well, that's pretty naughty.
947
01:01:57,514 --> 01:02:02,178
Look, Hung.
I've been pretty patient with you,
but it's wearing thin.
948
01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:05,744
Now, my need
to kiss your ass is over!
949
01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:08,188
So you better shape up, kiddo.
950
01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:11,091
[Shouting]
Understood?
Yes, sir.
951
01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:15,029
Okay. Let's shoot this.
952
01:02:16,032 --> 01:02:18,023
Roll camera.
953
01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:24,029
And action!
954
01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:26,098
Hmm.
955
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:30,613
There is no escaping us,
Orgazmo.
956
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,478
Prepare da me your doo.
957
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:37,077
I'll find a way to break free,
958
01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:39,485
A... [Quickly] Ass-Fuck Twins.
959
01:02:43,059 --> 01:02:46,085
- Get away from him, Ass-Fuck Twins!
- [Together] Chodi Bo!
960
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:48,153
That's right!
961
01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:51,291
Let's see how you like my cock rocket!
962
01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:56,671
- Hmm.
- [Shouts] Cock rocket!
963
01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:59,230
[Crackling, Whistling]
964
01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:02,176
[Crashing]
[Cat Screeches]
965
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,770
[Women Laughing]
966
01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:09,185
Cut, cut, cut!
Goddamn it, cut!
967
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:12,244
You call that an explosion, Chapleski?
968
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,483
I told you to make it bigger!
969
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:17,424
All right, mellow out.
I'll make it bigger.
970
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,689
- Jesus.
- Where?
971
01:03:19,762 --> 01:03:23,960
The both of you two assholes
get off of my set!
972
01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:26,831
We'll just shoot the fucking sex.
973
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:29,201
Bring me my stunt cock.
974
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:32,173
Stunt cock.
Stunt cock.
975
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,568
Hey, how ya doin'?
976
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,809
Just get in there and fuck.
But I haven't slapped my ass yet.
977
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:42,511
Move, fuck boy!
978
01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:46,119
[Grunting]
979
01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:50,523
Yeah. Yeah.
Ass-Fuck Twins! Whoo!
980
01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:54,154
[Exhales]
Boy, I've never seen
Mr. Orbison like that.
981
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:58,064
Yeah, he's a first-class asshole,
that's for sure.
982
01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,295
See you tomorrow.
Good night.
983
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:05,600
Oh, hey, Joe.
Oh, hi, Dave.
984
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,508
You know, you did a good job
in there today, man.
Thanks.
985
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:13,311
Thanks.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
986
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:17,342
[Smacks Kiss]
987
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,319
[Together]
Good-bye, Choda Boy.
Good night.
988
01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:24,986
Oh, excuse me.
Hey, boss.
This guy looks really familiar.
989
01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:29,964
Of course he looks familiar.
He's Choda Boy in the film.
990
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:34,060
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Choda Boy. Good stuff.
991
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:37,197
- You work for Orbison?
- Is there a problem, Chapleski?
992
01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:44,574
No. No, there's no problem.
Excuse me.
993
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,609
Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
994
01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:51,210
[Women]
Orgazmo!
And Choda Boy!
995
01:04:51,287 --> 01:04:55,314
[Joe] I'll use my Orgazmorator.
[Imitates Ray Gun]
996
01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:57,382
[Ben]
Nice shot!
[Sobs]
997
01:04:58,494 --> 01:05:00,894
Uh, how's it going?
998
01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:02,955
Joe, how could you?
999
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:08,835
Lisa, listen to me.
You had your heart so set on
being married in the temple,
1000
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,363
and... and having a nice place to live,
and I wanted to have it all for you.
1001
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:14,876
But you had to know
that I didn't want this.
1002
01:05:17,981 --> 01:05:21,940
I... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...
1003
01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:24,509
Fie on you, Satan!
1004
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,578
[Sobs]
1005
01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:32,218
Lisa, I... I thought nobody would never know.
I-I had no idea it would get this popular.
1006
01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:35,321
How could you have sex
with all of those women?
1007
01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:38,060
I didn't have sex with 'em.
It was a stunt cock.
1008
01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:42,704
A stunt... cock?
1009
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,763
Yeah.
1010
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:48,902
So... So you aren't actually
touching those women's...
1011
01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:50,969
breasts?
1012
01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:55,579
Oh, no.
That's all just special effects.
1013
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,088
Really?
No.
1014
01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:03,250
Lisa, I love you.
1015
01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:06,352
And-And I did this all for you
and for-for us.
1016
01:06:06,429 --> 01:06:09,956
Is this what you think
Heavenly Father has intended for you?
1017
01:06:11,401 --> 01:06:15,633
I don't know, Lisa.
All I know is that I'm
finally good at something.
1018
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,798
You have to quit, Joe.
1019
01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:20,934
You have to quit right now
and get back to Utah.
1020
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:23,376
I can't quit, Lisa.
We're still shooting.
1021
01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:26,711
But... But what about me?
1022
01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:31,186
Lisa, It's two more days;
two more days of shooting
and then we'll have all the money we need.
1023
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:34,553
I don't want the money
if this is how you have to earn it!
1024
01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:37,787
- Well, I don't know how else I can earn it!
- Joe, it is wrong!
1025
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,226
Would you just stop hollerin' at me?
Criminy!
1026
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:48,199
I guess we don't have
anything else to say.
1027
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,851
I don't know what's
happened to you, Joe.
1028
01:07:02,919 --> 01:07:07,413
But [Sniffles] I hope you're happy
in the life you've chosen.
1029
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:09,583
Don't quote Dickens
in my apartment!
1030
01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:13,755
[Sobbing, Squeaking]
1031
01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:18,560
That's right. It's my house!
1032
01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:20,864
[T-Rex]
Ooh, come on now.
1033
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:23,929
Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah!
1034
01:07:24,006 --> 01:07:28,443
Shake that ass now! Come on.
Come on. Move that ass, baby.
1035
01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:30,775
Ooh, oh, yeah!
1036
01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:33,213
Oh, that's a baby now.
Lisa!
1037
01:07:33,282 --> 01:07:36,718
Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby.
Lisa!
1038
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:39,254
Come on.
Who's your little flower now?
Lisa.
1039
01:07:39,322 --> 01:07:41,552
[Shouts]
Lisa!
Who's your little flower now?
1040
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:45,617
That's right, baby. Come on.
Give it to Mama now!
1041
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,890
Give it to Mama. Come on!
Aw, heck!
1042
01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:50,524
- What's your name again?
- I am Sancho.
1043
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,433
Look, I get a lot of people
auditioning all the time.
1044
01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:57,940
What makes you think
you'd be good at porno?
I am Sancho.
1045
01:07:58,007 --> 01:08:01,875
That's great,
but what do you do?
1046
01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:05,107
What do I do? I am Sancho.
1047
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:09,743
- And?
- And there are many Jeffs in the world...
1048
01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:12,310
and many Toms as well.
1049
01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:15,824
But I... am Sancho.
1050
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:19,293
- And?
- Are you Sancho?
1051
01:08:19,362 --> 01:08:21,592
No, you are not Sancho.
1052
01:08:21,664 --> 01:08:27,159
Neither is Scott Baio Sancho.
Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho.
1053
01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:31,104
- But I...
- You are Sancho!
1054
01:08:31,174 --> 01:08:34,769
- That's right.
- Okay, you're hired.
1055
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:37,779
Of course.
You get a hundred bucks a scene.
1056
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:43,752
We're shooting one tonight.
It's on the volcano set
with the Ass-Fuck Twins.
1057
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:45,913
[Intercom Beeps, Clicks]
1058
01:08:45,988 --> 01:08:49,515
Yeah?
[Man] Boss, Joe Young's here to see you.
He says it's very important.
1059
01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:53,528
Goddamn it. Send him in.
[Beeps, Clicks]
1060
01:08:57,934 --> 01:09:00,266
What do you want, Hung?
I'm very, very busy.
1061
01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:03,237
Well, Mr. Orbison,
I just came by to tell you that...
1062
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:06,673
I have to quit.
Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
1063
01:09:06,742 --> 01:09:08,733
I'm not Orgazmo!
I am Sancho.
1064
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:13,475
You see, Mr. Orbison, my-my fianc�e
came in from out of town,
and everything just...
1065
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:17,315
Well, dang it, I just have to
get back to Utah and marry her!
1066
01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:20,150
Get outta here.
I'll see you on set tomorrow.
1067
01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:22,623
No, I'm serious. I...
1068
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:26,355
I appreciate everything you've done for me,
but I have to say no.
1069
01:09:26,429 --> 01:09:29,227
My contract does state
that I can leave whenever I want.
1070
01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:32,028
Wait a minute, kid.
You're forgetting something.
1071
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:36,231
- What?
- That contracts don't mean shit to me!
1072
01:09:36,305 --> 01:09:40,139
Now, you're gonna finish this film,
and then do you know
what you're gonna do?
1073
01:09:40,209 --> 01:09:42,803
- No.
- You're gonna do Orgazmo 3,
1074
01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:47,942
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5,
Orgazmo Twenty-fucking-seven
if I want you to!
1075
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:51,043
- And do you know why?
- No.
1076
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:56,217
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison,
and I get what I want!
1077
01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:59,819
Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison.
I said I don't wanna do it.
1078
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,764
- And you don't... you don't own me.
- You wanna bet I don't, punk?
1079
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:09,772
Now, I'm warning you, kid:
Don't fuck with me!
1080
01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:12,933
Now, you go home
and you tell your little fianc�e
that the wedding is off,
1081
01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:18,470
and you have your ass back here
tomorrow a. m!
1082
01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:24,508
Or else you'll be sleeping
with the fishes. See?
1083
01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:30,021
[Clicks, Beeps]
Send in the next audition.
1084
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:35,893
You know, I have had enough
of your poop, Mr. Orbison.
1085
01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:38,126
Find yourself another Orgazmo!
1086
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,532
I'm warnin' you, Hung!
1087
01:10:40,603 --> 01:10:42,594
Good-bye!
1088
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,703
Not so fast, happy pants.
1089
01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:49,609
Fss-sss-aaa-aah!
[Orbison]
No. No.
1090
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:53,376
It's his decision. Let him go.
1091
01:10:57,887 --> 01:11:00,219
Hm!
1092
01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:02,883
You should've let me whup his ass,
Uncle Orbison!
1093
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:06,087
No, we don't need him all messed up
for the shoot tomorrow.
1094
01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:09,955
There's another way.
1095
01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:13,692
[Sniffling]
1096
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,698
[Bags Hit Ground]
1097
01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:20,037
Joe?
1098
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,771
Joe, it's me.
1099
01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:25,814
Joe, come on. Can we please
just talk about this some more?
1100
01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:31,084
Joe.
Hi, Ben.
1101
01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:35,180
Man, I just tried callin' you.
I've got some big news.
No, no, no. I've got big news too.
1102
01:11:35,257 --> 01:11:37,350
I just quit.
What?
1103
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:41,760
I'm goin' back to Utah
to be a normal Mormon again.
I just came to say good-bye.
1104
01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:45,699
I found out who's been
beating up G-Fresh.
It's Orbison.
1105
01:11:45,768 --> 01:11:48,532
Those thugs work for him,
Joe.
1106
01:11:49,538 --> 01:11:53,599
Orbison. Wow.
Boy, that guy just thinks
he owns the world, doesn't he?
1107
01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:57,476
Yeah, he does.
And that's why you and I need to do somethin'.
1108
01:11:57,546 --> 01:12:01,642
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, I might have lost the only thing
that really matters to me.
1109
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:04,049
I'm not staying in this town
another hour!
1110
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:08,580
Hey, you're gonna let
Orbison extort money
from somebody like G-Fresh?
1111
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:12,024
Listen to me, Joe! You need to...
No, no.
You... You listen to me, Ben.
1112
01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:15,723
I don't know exactly when I lost
control of my life, but I want it back!
1113
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:18,130
No, wait a minute.
See, now you're doin' what they told ya!
1114
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:24,161
Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero.
I'm a Latter-day Saint.
1115
01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:36,841
Lisa?
[Ringing]
1116
01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:47,393
- Hello?
- Joe! Joe, help me!
1117
01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:50,694
- Lisa, what...
- Joe!
1118
01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:54,566
- I told you not to fuck with me, Hung!
- What have you done with her?
1119
01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:58,266
I'm gonna send her away
so you don't have to worry
about her for a while.
1120
01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:00,900
Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,
1121
01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:03,342
or else I'm not gonna send her away.
1122
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:05,539
I'm gonna blow her away.
1123
01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:08,174
Do you understand what I mean?
1124
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:11,879
You mean, she'll be sleeping
with the fishes, see?
1125
01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:17,859
That's right. Now, you just finish this film,
and we'll see about getting
you two lovebirds back together.
1126
01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,487
Don't hurt her... her.
[Dial Tone]
1127
01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:26,161
[Receiver Clicks]
Oh.
1128
01:13:30,506 --> 01:13:33,805
- [Fist Thumps]
- What should we do with her, boss, huh?
1129
01:13:35,678 --> 01:13:38,977
We need some collateral.
1130
01:13:39,048 --> 01:13:41,539
Twins! Take a break.
1131
01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:44,484
Put her on the set.
1132
01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:51,324
Joe, what the hell you doin'?
He took her, Ben.
Orbison took my cupcake!
1133
01:13:51,393 --> 01:13:54,453
Oh, shit!
I knew it would come to this.
1134
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:57,829
Where's the Orgazmorator?
I have to get her back.
Hold on. Listen.
1135
01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:02,303
Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe.
There's no way you can do this by yourself.
I know.
1136
01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:06,774
That's why I need you.
Damn, Joe.
I've never seen you like this.
1137
01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:09,072
I'm pissed off.
1138
01:14:09,145 --> 01:14:12,581
- Help me! Help!
- Will you shut up?
1139
01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:17,017
You pig! You're the one responsible
for degrading all of those women!
1140
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:20,487
Hey, hey, what about men, huh?
He degrades them too.
1141
01:14:20,556 --> 01:14:23,423
Yeah, men are equally degraded
in pornographic films.
1142
01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:25,585
But men are always
in a position of power.
1143
01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:29,324
The men are the one
who want the product so bad.
They're the victims!
1144
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:32,925
Well, then it exploits men
by exploiting women.
1145
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:36,529
Hence, it exploits people.
1146
01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:38,869
- Shut up!
- Yeah!
1147
01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:41,774
I do what I do,
and I make a lot of money.
1148
01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:46,838
- And I don't give a shit what I do to people,
because they are all idiots!
- Yeah!
1149
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:51,512
Especially you, Clark,
you pig-fucking hunk o' shit!
1150
01:14:51,587 --> 01:14:55,182
- Yeah!
- Men like you make the Lord sick!
1151
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,490
Jesus is gonna put an end to you.
1152
01:14:58,561 --> 01:15:00,859
[Muffled Cries]
1153
01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:06,129
If Jesus Christ wants
to bring Maxxx Orbison down,
1154
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:09,137
he's gonna need a lot of help.
1155
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,969
Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
1156
01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:14,236
What?
My Buick Century.
1157
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,972
[Engine Starting]
1158
01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:20,580
[Tires Screeching]
1159
01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:24,275
[Horn Honking]
1160
01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:33,922
1161
01:15:33,996 --> 01:15:38,262
Man, this shit has got to go!
1162
01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:40,325
1163
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:49,605
You better hope your
little boyfriend finishes my film,
or else I'm gonna release this instead.
1164
01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:53,671
I think we should start
with a close-up of my ass!
1165
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:59,278
Welcome to Hollywood.
[Laughing]
1166
01:15:59,355 --> 01:16:01,346
[Laughter Echoing]
1167
01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:08,395
We can't go through
the main gate or we'll be spotted.
Can you climb the wall with that thing on?
1168
01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:11,956
I'll sure as Abraham try.
Right.
1169
01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:22,636
Come on. Get that camera up!
Don't yell at me.
1170
01:16:22,711 --> 01:16:26,579
I'm not used to workin' like this.
Man, these European videos
are kinky!
1171
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,313
This'll be cake!
Yeah.
1172
01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:37,382
[Barking]
1173
01:16:37,459 --> 01:16:40,121
Oh, shit!
Over the wall!
Ow!
1174
01:16:40,829 --> 01:16:43,320
- Joe!
- Aah!
1175
01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:48,933
Oh.
1176
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:51,632
Oh. Hey.
1177
01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:53,732
Oh. Ah! Bad dog.
1178
01:16:53,809 --> 01:16:56,573
Huh. I didn't know
it worked on animals.
Bad, bad...
1179
01:16:56,645 --> 01:16:59,443
Ben, could... could you
give me a hand here, Ben?
1180
01:17:00,482 --> 01:17:02,780
Bad dog. Shoo!
1181
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:07,083
- That's a bad dog. Oh!
- Dude, that's fucked up.
1182
01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:10,182
Okay, I'm ready.
Finally!
1183
01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:14,195
Okay, people, let's do this.
Roll camera.
1184
01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:19,660
[Laughing]
1185
01:17:22,938 --> 01:17:24,929
[Laughing Weakly]
1186
01:17:26,608 --> 01:17:28,974
Drop him.
Right.
1187
01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:38,386
Hey! This is private property.
1188
01:17:38,454 --> 01:17:42,652
- Where's the woman you kidnapped?
- Hung?
1189
01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:44,693
[Both Laughing]
1190
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,856
Hung, is that you?
Don't you think you're taking
this role a little bit too seriously?
1191
01:17:48,931 --> 01:17:53,334
- Where's my fianc�e, butt lord?
- Let's just say your fianc�e is getting
an education in the industry.
1192
01:17:53,402 --> 01:17:55,836
Yeah, she's gonna be a star,
just like you.
1193
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:57,963
Why, you dirty so-and-so!
1194
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:05,239
I've been waiting for this!
1195
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:08,840
Son of a bitch!
1196
01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,483
Need a hand?
1197
01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:24,430
[Muffled Cries, Speech]
Excuse me?
1198
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:28,732
Fuck off!
You dirty girl!
Oh, I can do that.
1199
01:18:28,804 --> 01:18:31,329
Na-tooki!
1200
01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:39,243
John Quang Doe.
Huh?
1201
01:19:00,135 --> 01:19:02,865
[Belches]
No problem.
1202
01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:08,700
Ha-ha-ha! You twerp!
1203
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:17,582
Now I got ya!
1204
01:19:37,039 --> 01:19:39,030
Sayonara.
1205
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:43,810
Oh, shit!
1206
01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,780
Who are you?
I am Sancho.
1207
01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:57,250
[Pleasurable Moaning]
1208
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,453
[Speaking Spanish]
1209
01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:05,432
Shit, dude.
1210
01:20:05,868 --> 01:20:07,426
[Lisa, Muffled]
Get off of me, you stupid...
1211
01:20:07,503 --> 01:20:10,700
Ow! Get off of me! Oww!
1212
01:20:10,772 --> 01:20:13,707
Ow! Off me!
Boss! We got a problem.
He's here!
1213
01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:17,506
- Who's here?
- Orgazmo! The real Orgazmo!
1214
01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:20,980
There is no real Orgazmo,
you dipshit.
1215
01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,647
Aa-aa-aah!
1216
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,554
- Let the woman go right now!
- Who the hell are you?
1217
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,990
I said, let her go!
1218
01:20:31,059 --> 01:20:33,050
Get this fuck!
1219
01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:38,896
[Karate Yells]
1220
01:20:41,803 --> 01:20:44,033
Show me what you got!
Come right here! Come...
1221
01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:51,173
Catch.
1222
01:20:52,447 --> 01:20:55,780
Oh, yeah?
Think you can use some of
that pussy shit on me, man?
1223
01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:11,023
Get up now!
I'm gonna whup your ass!
1224
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:13,659
Then I'm gonna
boink your girlfriend.
1225
01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:17,096
Lisa!
1226
01:21:19,942 --> 01:21:22,706
[Bones Cracking]
1227
01:21:22,778 --> 01:21:26,077
- Joe!
- Now it's your turn, shorty.
1228
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:28,207
[Guttural Laughing]
1229
01:21:32,354 --> 01:21:34,549
[Farts]
[Blows]
1230
01:21:34,623 --> 01:21:38,923
[Gagging]
Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!
1231
01:21:39,294 --> 01:21:41,353
Whoo!
1232
01:21:48,704 --> 01:21:50,695
Come on, shit bird.
1233
01:21:50,772 --> 01:21:53,070
Come on.
[Grunting]
1234
01:21:58,347 --> 01:22:00,781
Ben! Use your hamster style.
1235
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:03,079
No, I can't!
1236
01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:06,946
Hamster style, Ben! Go it!
1237
01:22:07,022 --> 01:22:08,887
No!
1238
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,422
[Laughing]
1239
01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:17,431
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna
do hamster style anymore.
1240
01:22:18,867 --> 01:22:21,961
- That's nice.
- Huh!
1241
01:22:22,037 --> 01:22:26,064
That's nice. That's nice.
1242
01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:28,769
That's nice.
[Screaming]
1243
01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:33,504
[Snarls]
1244
01:22:36,518 --> 01:22:38,816
[Hisses]
1245
01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:44,617
[Screaming]
1246
01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:06,276
You're an asshole.
1247
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,979
[Grunts]
[Farts]
1248
01:23:19,461 --> 01:23:21,656
Easy shot.
1249
01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:25,166
[Bleating]
1250
01:23:25,233 --> 01:23:27,463
Huh?
1251
01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:30,505
Oh, shit!
We're out of battery power!
What?
1252
01:23:30,572 --> 01:23:35,032
Ho-ho! It looks like you're up
fucked river now, eh, kiddo?
1253
01:23:35,110 --> 01:23:38,637
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
One more step and I'll slice her.
1254
01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:45,418
Joe!
Did you think you could
beat me, you cocky prick?
1255
01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:49,218
Did you really think that
a stupid little twerp like you...
1256
01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:52,783
could stop Maxxx Orbison?
1257
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,887
You've done a lot of
fucking damage here, pal.
1258
01:23:55,964 --> 01:24:00,367
- And you're gonna pay me back
every cent of it!
- Please, Mr. Orbison, don't hurt her.
1259
01:24:00,435 --> 01:24:05,498
I told you not to fuck with me!
What did I say?
1260
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:08,099
That I'd be sleeping
with the fishes, see?
1261
01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:12,010
[Orbison]
That's right. I own this town!
1262
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:16,540
I'm the mayor, I'm the governor,
I'm the police and the crime!
1263
01:24:16,618 --> 01:24:20,452
And who the hell are you
to change that?
1264
01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:22,888
[Crackling]
Got it!
1265
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,351
I'm Orgazmo.
1266
01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:29,454
Wha...
Hmm?
1267
01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:39,703
[Orgazmorator Zaps]
1268
01:24:48,850 --> 01:24:52,843
Enough!
He's never gonna want
to have an orgasm again.
1269
01:24:55,056 --> 01:24:57,456
One more for Jesus.
1270
01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:08,029
Looks like he's sleeping
with the fishes.
See?
1271
01:25:10,472 --> 01:25:13,373
Lisa, are you okay?
Did he hurt you?
1272
01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:16,410
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here.
[Screaming]
Oww!
1273
01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:18,571
[Screaming Continues]
1274
01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:21,115
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.
What were you trying to say?
1275
01:25:21,183 --> 01:25:23,743
Don't pull the tape
off my mouth.
Oh.
1276
01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:27,880
Oh, Joe, I was so scared.
Oh, I know, Lis.
I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
1277
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:30,516
I... You were right
and I was wrong, and...
Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
1278
01:25:30,592 --> 01:25:34,426
- It's okay.
- [Clearing Throat]
1279
01:25:34,496 --> 01:25:39,160
Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy.
I-I mean, Ben.
Hello.
1280
01:25:39,234 --> 01:25:42,965
- Ma'am.
- Oh, uh, Joe...
1281
01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:45,165
I'll explain later, Lis.
Right.
1282
01:25:55,116 --> 01:25:59,985
Just one more thing, Orby.
I did what you asked me.
Huh?
1283
01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:06,287
[Shouting]
Cock rocket!
1284
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,327
[Victorious Yell, Laughing]
1285
01:26:14,402 --> 01:26:18,361
Burn, man, burn!
1286
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,874
Wow, that's a heck of
a cock rocket, Ben.
1287
01:26:22,043 --> 01:26:25,570
Mark my words...
I'll get you for this!
1288
01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:31,847
This has really been
a learning experience for me.
1289
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:35,151
Yeah, I've learned a lot
about myself tonight.
1290
01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:39,250
Ben, I'm... sorry you had
to use your hamster style.
1291
01:26:41,062 --> 01:26:43,053
No, it's okay.
1292
01:26:44,466 --> 01:26:46,798
In fact, I think
it's a good thing.
1293
01:26:48,603 --> 01:26:51,436
All these years, I don't know
what I've been running from.
1294
01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,805
Maybe I've been
runnin' from my...
From yourself. Right.
1295
01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:57,868
[Distant Siren Wailing]
Right.
1296
01:27:00,315 --> 01:27:02,909
Come on, Joe.
Let's get out of here.
1297
01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:05,384
We don't want to have
to explain this to the cops.
You're right.
1298
01:27:05,453 --> 01:27:10,948
I think we've done enough damage
to this little operation anyway.
Farewell, evildoers.
1299
01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:20,067
Whoa! Bummer, dude.
What happened here?
1300
01:27:20,135 --> 01:27:22,933
Some superhero
destroyed the house.
1301
01:27:23,004 --> 01:27:25,234
Oh. My name's Dave.
1302
01:27:25,307 --> 01:27:27,298
I am Sancho.
1303
01:27:28,510 --> 01:27:31,308
I don't mean to sound
like a queer or nothing,
1304
01:27:31,379 --> 01:27:34,371
but I think fire is very romantic.
1305
01:27:48,563 --> 01:27:52,226
This is the last of
the bedroom stuff.
Oh, great.
1306
01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:57,669
[Horn Honking]
1307
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:06,607
- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Choda Boy.
1308
01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:09,115
All ready to leave, huh?
1309
01:28:09,184 --> 01:28:11,175
Yeah, I, uh...
1310
01:28:11,252 --> 01:28:14,187
I guess so.
[Sighs]
So, I...
1311
01:28:14,255 --> 01:28:17,418
guess there's no more...
1312
01:28:17,492 --> 01:28:19,756
Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
1313
01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:22,626
No, I... I don't think so.
1314
01:28:22,697 --> 01:28:26,292
So, maybe someday
I could come to Utah.
1315
01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:31,004
It was... It was really good
meeting you, really good.
1316
01:28:31,072 --> 01:28:35,008
Yeah. There was a lot
of good stuff goin' on.
1317
01:28:35,076 --> 01:28:37,408
Whole lot of good stuff.
Good stuff.
1318
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,413
Good, good stuff.
Yeah.
1319
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,780
Kind of stuff that...
makes you feel good.
It's good.
1320
01:28:44,019 --> 01:28:47,716
- Yeah, Joe.
- [Sobs] Oh, Joe!
1321
01:28:47,789 --> 01:28:51,350
[Lisa]
I can't let you do this.
Oh, God!
1322
01:28:51,426 --> 01:28:56,523
Joe, this really is crazy, but I think
you might have been right.
1323
01:28:56,598 --> 01:28:59,499
What?
Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know...
1324
01:28:59,567 --> 01:29:02,900
what Heavenly Father wants from us
or what he has in mind.
1325
01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:07,670
This whole thing is just too
gosh-darn wacky to be coinky-dink!
1326
01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:11,473
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father
has intended for you.
1327
01:29:11,546 --> 01:29:14,538
[Laughs]
Oh, Lisa.
1328
01:29:14,616 --> 01:29:16,607
Oh, Joe!
[Laughing]
1329
01:29:21,589 --> 01:29:24,023
Whoa! They're goin' crazy!
1330
01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:29,229
Ohh, ho-ho-ho!
1331
01:29:29,297 --> 01:29:31,697
Ben, L.A. needs us.
1332
01:29:31,766 --> 01:29:34,564
The world needs us. Heck, I think
the whole universe needs us!
1333
01:29:34,636 --> 01:29:39,664
You mean, you're gonna stay?
I think you guys need
to clean up Los Angeles.
1334
01:29:39,741 --> 01:29:43,837
Well, there's nothin' that can stop us!
Well, crime fighting will have
a new name!
1335
01:29:43,912 --> 01:29:48,281
From now on, if someone
wants to turn to a life of crime,
they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
1336
01:29:48,349 --> 01:29:52,410
- And Choda Boy!
- Oh! This is so wonderful! Let's pray.
1337
01:29:52,487 --> 01:29:55,251
Oh, boy, look at the time.
Now, Choda Boy,
1338
01:29:55,323 --> 01:29:58,190
superheroes that pray together
stay together.
1339
01:29:58,259 --> 01:30:00,250
Ah, what the fuck.
1340
01:30:01,429 --> 01:30:05,058
Heavenly Father, may we serve you
in the best way we know how.
1341
01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:10,127
May our decisions be rash,
may we do what's right,
and God bless us.
1342
01:30:10,205 --> 01:30:15,370
God bless us, every one!
1343
01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:18,310
Oh!
Oh!
1344
01:30:18,379 --> 01:30:20,609
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey!
1345
01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:31,659
Ahh!
1346
01:30:31,726 --> 01:30:34,217
Choda Boy!
1347
01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:46,597
Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?
1348
01:30:46,674 --> 01:30:51,111
Isn't good, Mr. Orbison.
There's a problem...
with your little guy.
1349
01:30:51,179 --> 01:30:54,307
What's wrong with my little guy?
1350
01:30:54,382 --> 01:30:58,182
Well, I'm afraid your testicles
have swollen to the size
of Florida oranges.
1351
01:30:58,253 --> 01:31:01,347
Don't you think I noticed that!
[Groans]
1352
01:31:01,422 --> 01:31:04,687
Tell me somethin' I don't know,
you cocky prick!
1353
01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:08,896
We're gonna have to
amputate your pee-pee.
1354
01:31:15,069 --> 01:31:17,060
[Laughing]
1355
01:31:20,742 --> 01:31:23,540
I've got you now, Joe Young!
1356
01:31:24,679 --> 01:31:28,012
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
1357
01:31:28,082 --> 01:31:31,347
Neutered Man!
[Laughs, Groans]
1358
01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,012
1359
01:31:41,763 --> 01:31:43,754
1360
01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:55,241
Is it the power in his hands
1361
01:31:55,310 --> 01:31:59,212
1362
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,614
to fight to the top
1363
01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:07,143
1364
01:32:07,222 --> 01:32:09,213
1365
01:32:09,290 --> 01:32:11,281
1366
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:14,522
a manny, manny, man
1367
01:32:14,596 --> 01:32:16,757
1368
01:32:16,831 --> 01:32:22,030
You're a man
1369
01:32:22,103 --> 01:32:24,264
1370
01:32:30,345 --> 01:32:32,336
1371
01:32:40,121 --> 01:32:44,558
Is it the woman in his arms
1372
01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,494
1373
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:53,227
1374
01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:56,759
1375
01:32:56,838 --> 01:33:00,365
a male, male, male
1376
01:33:00,441 --> 01:33:02,375
1377
01:33:02,443 --> 01:33:05,571
Now you're a male
1378
01:33:05,647 --> 01:33:08,172
1379
01:33:08,249 --> 01:33:11,707
1380
01:33:11,786 --> 01:33:14,380
1381
01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:44,674
1382
01:33:49,223 --> 01:33:54,024
1383
01:33:54,095 --> 01:33:58,088
1384
01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:03,331
1385
01:34:03,404 --> 01:34:08,034
1386
01:34:08,109 --> 01:34:13,240
1387
01:34:13,314 --> 01:34:18,013
1388
01:34:18,086 --> 01:34:22,887
1389
01:34:22,957 --> 01:34:25,187
1390
01:34:25,259 --> 01:34:30,287